Monday, February 16, 2009

Teka-Teki

Assalamualaikum...

My close friends would know one obvious fact about me. I hate riddles, teka-teki, whatever. For me, it's too unpredictable! Some riddles just need simple logic to solve, others will require wild imagination. And i somehow, found that very hard to follow. Too far-fetched, i would say.

But, i for one, never short of appreciation for good stuff, especially hillarious ones. So, although, i will never get to answer any riddles that has been thrown to my face, i will always laugh as soon as i was given the answer.

And, i can't remember ever laughed harder than i did recently for these two riddles:
Some of you may have heard of these, so just bear with me and let me have my fun, ok? Hehe.
(To sustain the originality of the riddles, i'll write in Malay)

Kenapa patung Tuhan dalam kuil Hindu, bermata bulat?
Kenapa patung Tuhan dalam tokong Cina, matanya sepet?
Dan, kenapa pula tidak ada piano dalam masjid?

Ok, the last part is weird, but who cares, right? After all, it's just a riddle.
So, here come the other one...

Banyak-banyak binatang, binatang apa ada telur di tengkuk?

So, take a deep breath....
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And here ae the answers...

For the first question,

Kenapa patung Tuhan dalam kuil Hindu, bermata bulat?
Kenapa patung Tuhan dalam tokong Cina, matanya sepet?
Dan, kenapa pula tidak ada piano dalam masjid?

The answer is,

Patung Tuhand dalam kuil Hindu bermata bulat, sebab perempuannya semua pakai sari... seksi
Patung Tuhan dalam tokong Cina matanya sepet, sebab, asap dari colok pedihkan mata depa, so, mata jadi sepet, hmmm.
Last sekali, kenapa takde piano dalam masjid? Jawapannya... letak selipar kat masjid pun hilang, ini kan pula letak piano???!!!!!

I remember laughed really hard - even when i write this. Maybe because of the piano, kot.
I asked why piano, and when my friend said he didn't know, i laughed even harder!

So, for the second question,

Banyak-banyak binatang, binatang apa ada telur di tengkuk?

The answer is,

KUDA KEPANG!!!

????!!!!

And, i laughed soooo hard, i almost got stomach ache!

Thanks to my good friend Alias for the riddles. Maybe part of why i found the two riddles were very funny because of the way he phrased them, i don't know. But i still remember, i even asked him for more of those!!!

If any one of you have good/fun riddles, do come and share ok. Just don't forget to provide the answer so i could have a good laugh over it, heheh...


Type rest of the post here

13 comments:

~nEmo~ said...

hehe..
Ada seekor semut sedang bermusafir di padang pasir.. tapi, mengapakah tiada sebarang kesan tapak kaki semut itu di sepanjang perjalanannya??

jawapannya..

(di komen yg akan datang, hehe)

Boyz said...

aku nak bagi gak arr....

ape beza jatuh pokok ngan jatuh perigi??

(jawapan kat komen seterusnya juge....)

hehehhe

amirmukhtar said...

still confused! apa pasal kuda kepang telur kat tengkuk?

Aidan Z said...

To Nemo n Boyz,

You two better give the answer later ok...
or
i'll hunt you down until you give up the answer. heheh...

To Amir; just imagine YOU ride the kuda kepang, that's when the kuda kepang has TWO EGGS! Hahaha!

Sorry, cannot help myself, hehe..

~nEmo~ said...

hehehe..

sbb dia bermusafir menggunakan BASIKAL!

musafir, di padang pasir, mesti org akan ingat berjalan kaki kan? so, naik basikal, ada kesan roda je la..hehe

Boyz said...

JAWAPAn:
Jatuh pokok~ ko panjat dulu baru jatuh....

Jatuh perigi ko dah jatuh baru ko nak panjat....hehehhe...

kalo ade orang trauma "panjat memanjat ni..."lepas jatuh pokok, then...pastu die jatuh perigi..sure die dah tanak panjat dah perigi tu...sanggup die dok dalam perigi tu kot....huhuhh..

to amir: to clear your mind...
kalo ko duduk atas kude....telor ko terletak kat mane? kat tengkok kude tu kan...? huhuhuh..

Anonymous said...

don't you think teka teki pasal kuil tu a bit offensive to the respective religions?
as how we demand others to respect our belief, we should also show the same gestures.
Even when other people disrespect us, as a Muslim, there're no pra-syarat for being respectful to others..
my 2pips :D

Aidan Z said...

Ok, first thanks to nemo and boyz for the answers. you guys made my day!!!

second; finally!! some negative comment in here huh. good!

i don't have any defense here, simply maybe i was focusing more on the piano part, where the teka teki ridicule on our Muslim counterparts.

but, really, thanks to anonymous for the reminder. We all could use that more often...

Boyz said...

erm....love to join the "proceeding"...huhuhh...

btw, ive heard this (kuil) jokes from my indian friends, and most of my chinese friends laugh very loud together....erm...

so, what do you think??? should we be more sensitives or should not you be more paranoid....erm..

like saying goes....(i created this!!)...

"not all american teens love sex and alcohols" as we seen in movies...

hehehe...whatever....i just spells out my opinion with daily experiences~supported points....it will be more reliable and realistic!!

Boyz said...

komen tadi bukan untuk aidan ye...

those comments dedicated (hehehhe...) to anynomous...as i think, the comment of her/his is a bit "sentiment-smell".....

please...we are not in the 80's anymore...

guess what...my chinese and indian friends will be more considerate to differentiate between jokes and rubbish....i love them all..

Aidan Z said...

Salam Boyz,

Great insight you have there, buddy.
And fresh too...!

For me, both arguments are valid.

I admit we need to be more cautious on our approach for this particular things as it bordered to somewhat very sensitive subjects.

And i also admit i felt relief for Boyz comment. The last thing i want is some non-Muslim feels i was ridiculing their religion. God forbid!

amirmukhtar said...

Guyz,
Why so serious?

I heard that telur kuda kepang riddles from aidan ages ago...
Just want to ridicule.

BTW,
ARE you sure 'kuda kepang's' telur are on the neck?
I've been living in johor & I don't recall the dancers ride the 'kuda', instead they put it next to their hips...
Johorians, correct me if I'm wrong.

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